Planning Jokes

Why Plan, When You Can React?


Stupidity does not constitute a zoning hardship.


Your failure to plan ahead does not necessarily constitute an emergency crisis for me.

Planning a major new airport is like attending the breech birth of an elephant.  It is very messy, you are not sure if it will live, and you can definitely get hurt in the process.

Things are never completely logical.  If they were, why, then men would ride sidesaddle.

The young veterinarian was having problems getting his business practice established, until he went into partnership with a taxidermist.  


Now, either way, you get your dog back.


Our Tried and True Forecasting Methods


SWAG - Selected Wild Ass Guess


PIOOTTA - Pulling It Out Of The Air


If you know the answer, PSOOTA - Pull Something Out Of The Air


If you have no idea what to do, Plan


Stop me before I plan again


Planners on Sex - It will be much better in the future


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