May 28, 2011

Happy IVGLDSW Day!


Today is  International Very Good Looking, Darn Smart  Woman's Day, so please send this message to  someone you think fits this description. Please  do not send it back to me as I have already  received it from a Very Good Looking, Darn Smart  Woman! 

And remember this motto to live by: Life  should NOT be a journey to the grave with the  intention of arriving safely in an attractive  and well preserved body, but rather to skid in  sideways, chocolate in one hand, a bible in  the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO  HOOOOO what a ride!'
To  the Girls !! 

Inside  every older person is a younger person --  wondering what the hell  happened. ~  Cora Harvey Armstrong ~  

Inside  me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I  can usually shut her up with  cookies.
~  Unknown~

The  hardest years in life are those between ten and  seventy. ~  Helen Hayes (at 73)~  

I  refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of  them as stray eyebrows. 
~  Janette Barber~

Old age ain't no place for  sissies.  ~Bette  Davis~  

Thirty-five  is when you finally get your head together and  your body starts falling  apart.~ Caryn Leschen  ~  

If you  can't be a good example ~ then you'll just have  to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine~  

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
 ~  Roseanne Barr~  

Behind every successful man is a surprised  woman  ~Maryon  Pearson~  

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your  permission.~Eleanor  Roosevelt~  When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!